CHRISTMAS CASTLE OPENS

Your headmistress is pleased to announce the opening of the Holiday School Christmas Castle.

Please collect your tagged and labelled suitcases from the lower foyer. They contain personal toiletries, your new winter wardrobes, and sundry items you will require, including a hot water bottle and a copy of Tinycare For Christmas. Assemble with your partners in the Great Hall before 8.00 a.m. to board the train.

Breakfast will be served aboard the train in the dinner carriage. Christina and the Holiday School orchestra will conduct carol singing sessions in the first compartment.

Tiny-baiting, dancing, and striptease shows are strictly prohibited on pain of immediate ejection from the train, assisted by a boot.